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YETbet ($YET) - Because Wagering on What Ye, Elon and Trump Tweet Next Sounds Awesome & Should be a Thing.
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YETbet Origin Story: Smoked Blunt. 8 High. Got on X.
Ye was in rare form that day. Im talking NBA JAMS Ye’s ON FIRE.
I Yelled out to my buddy Craig, Ill bet you $10 Ye’s next tweet will be in ALL CAPS.
He didn’t respond. I Looked around. Remembered I smoke the blunt alone. Ok Cool.
Thought fuck Craig he wouldn’t have bet me anyways. Surely i can place this bet online right? Wrong!
Thats when it hit me. This is exactly why crypto was invented and its my job to unite the 14 strangers from around the world who want to bet on things like if Ye will tweet Jew or Jewish today.
If not me then who? Exactly! Knowing I’m not alone and now realizing my role as the savior of Crypto, I knew i needed to started cooking. Which is exactly what i did right after Pornhub and a nap though obviously.
Used the finest ingredients—$YET’s a crypto jambalaya masterpiece. Click around, fam—this meme coin’s lit!”
Only the Best Ingredients Used. Trust Me I Know Ingredients.
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- Project Name: YETbet
- Symbol: $YET
- Initial Supply: 100 Million
- FAIRLAUNCH ON UNISWAP.
- LP 100% Burned
DEV WALLET
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10% OF DEV WALLET USED FOR PROJECT MARKETING.
- LEGEND
- Master Manifestor
- Paradigm Shifter
- Comedian
- Slayer of Bad Bitches.
- LOVES ALL CAPS
- Jews Hate Him
- Jesus Christ Part Duex Circa 3001.
- Wealthiest African American in the World.
- Possibly Autistic or Has Neurolink Installed
- Has Strong Swimmers
- Hates Condoms
- Started Some Companies
- Legend
- Legend
- Host of Apprentice
- Knows Omarosa
- Comedian
- Did the President Thing Twice
- Likes Mcdonalds
- Responsible for 100s of 1000s Liberal Tears.
- Majority of our propositions will be based on what happens on X
- Preferred platform of legends
- Owned by a possibly autistic legend
- FKA Twitter
- Charges way to much for premium service.
- Home of Grok
- 1st two words are fancy.
- Odds determined solely on the percentage of bets placed on each option
- Min bet = 100 $YET
- Max Bet = 10,000,000 $YET
- Eight Props Bets Daily
- 90% of Bets settled immediately
- Users can submit Prop Bets
- Following day propositions posted everyday at 9pm UTC
- Problem Gambler? Call 1-800-Gambler
Proposition Examples
Which Member of The Big Three Will Send the Last Tweet of the Day (Based on UTC)
- Ye (16%)
- Elon (45%)
- Trump (39%)
- Original Telegram Bot
- Available in all telegrams groups
- Handles 100% of the wagering and 95% of the settlements
- Tested.
- Safe
- Secure
- Easy To Use
- Ability to receive user proposition submissions
- 5% of all settled wagers are immediately deposited into the wallets of holders holding more than 2,000,000 $YET
- Fast
- Cheap
- Preferred Currency of Degens, Scammers and people under the age of 25.
- Home of the 10,000x
- Home of the Rug
- May induce epileptic seizure
- Platform of the Degens
- Came for the Memes.
- Bout to cum agaun
Coming Soon
- Was a good show
- Possibly better than scrubs
- Has ability to submit prop bets
- has ability to add additional Legends to wager on
- Doesnt suck
- 0% BUYING & SELLING Charged by Dev Team.
- 5% of Total Wagers. 5% back to holders of more than 2,000,000 $YET
- 1.5% To Keep Projects Lights on.
- Will work with Ye West
- Gender Preferred Pronouns are Degen and FU Pay ME
- Won’t Rug
- Bought BTC in 2005 for $5.67
- Spent all BTC in 2005 on Silk Road
- Still waiting on my Silk Road Package
- Who you think wrote all the amazing shit you’re reading? Me that’s who.
$YET Shortcomings
All the degens, normies and jeets have spoken. $YET is not BTC
Unfortunately $YET doesn’t reduce the pasty.
$YET holds no intrinsic value & is not an investment.
True some will make money, many others will get rekt. If you treat this as an investment don’t @ me if you get rekt.
Problem Gambler?
You got this fam.
Call 1.800.Gambler
Be aware of your surrounding when checking $YET or your $YET bets. Not uncommon to hear $YET holder spontaneously errupt with.
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Winning can be be a lot of effort and winning while raking in mad dollar bills yo comes with its own set of issues.
Go listen to Mo Money Mo Problems to get a better idea of idea of the fuckery having a plethora of money might bring..
Lets be honest. When you have money you feel good. when you get surgery to fix your flaws yuour partner will get jealous of all this new attention. Or on the flip site maybe your plastic surgeon sucks and now youre looking like sloth from the goonies.
Also. Dont buy your gf or wife tits or an ass because its a damn near guarantee shes cheating as soon as those shits heal.
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Just incase you forgot already.
THREE LEGENDS CHANGING LIVES ONE TWEET AT A TIME
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CAPS.
Elon dropping ‘Doge to
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Trump roasting his opps
’—
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